umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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