White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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