Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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