She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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