And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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