OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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