$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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