and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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