Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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