I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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