I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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