Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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