He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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