Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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