Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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