so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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