Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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