So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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