there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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