apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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