Don't make out with my wife yet
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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