He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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