We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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