i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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