Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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