the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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