is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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