The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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