i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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