About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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