Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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