"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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