i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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