Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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