i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
lol hangovers are for mortals.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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