Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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