Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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