I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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