You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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