dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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