I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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