It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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