Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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