yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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