Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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