3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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