My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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