do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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