I want to make a zoo with you.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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