i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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